A glimpse from the field
The expedition
Four days, three nights in Medellín: full-body health optimization at Bioxcellerator, biohacking protocols, and business hotseats with the room.
Male entrepreneurs who built the business and let their own health slide — personally vetted, heart-centered, and ready to do the work after they fly home.
Medellín, Colombia — the luxurious Wake BioHotel, connected to Bioxcellerator’s facilities in a safe medical-tourism district.
Fly in & out of MDE Int’l Airport
One cohort in November 2026. Seats are extremely limited.
Here is the itinerary
From the first round of diagnostics to the protocol you fly home with. Watch the arc, day by day, as the grind gives way to recovery — and the room turns into the people you call after.
Fly into MDE Int'l Airport. Private transfer to the luxurious Wake BioHotel, connected to Bioxcellerator. Settle in, welcome dinner, and meet the other entrepreneurs.
Full-body diagnostics and your first regenerative protocols at Bioxcellerator. Morning biohacking workout, chef-prepared nutrition, and an evening mastermind hotseat.
Recovery therapies, breathwork, and the second round of hotseats. Spa, rooftop pools, and enough downtime to actually feel the difference.
Final integration, a personal health protocol to take home, and goodbyes. The community continues in the Happy Hustle Club private chat for life.
Where it happens
Widely recognized as global leaders in stem cell therapy for orthopedic and sports injuries, spine and disc conditions, autoimmune and degenerative diseases, and other disorders.
0+ yrs
Operating in Colombia
0 on-site lab
GMP-certified, in the building
0 stages
Under one roof, one chain of custody
The chain of custody
01
Every line is characterised before it goes anywhere near a protocol.
02
Donor and sample screening happens in-house, not at a third-party facility.
03
Isolation and purification under GMP conditions in their own clean room.
04
Cells are expanded on site, so the same team owns the result end to end.
How the cells are made
The mesenchymal stem cells come from Wharton’s jelly — the tissue inside the umbilical cord — and are cultured in both hypoxic (low-oxygen) and normoxic conditions. The low-oxygen environment is closer to where these cells actually live in the body than a standard incubator is.
Culture oxygen
21.0% O₂
Before you ask
Straight talk: regenerative therapies in Colombia are regulated by INVIMA, not the US FDA, and long-term efficacy has not been established in large-scale trials. Bioxcellerator holds an INVIMA-approved clinical trial and runs a GMP-certified lab. We bring the room and the itinerary — every medical decision is between you and their physicians.
Who this is for
Spots are limited on purpose. The circle stays small so the connections stay deep.
01—Criterion
Male entrepreneurs
Men running real businesses who have spent years investing in the company and none in themselves.
02—Criterion
Ready to optimize
Open to regenerative medicine and biohacking protocols, and willing to do the work after.
03—Criterion
Heart-centered
Personally vetted, heart-centered entrepreneurs — the no-douche policy applies.
04—Criterion
Intimate cohort
A small group, so the hotseats go deep and nobody hides in the back.
Structured yet flexible
Programmed around the environment — output in the morning, recovery at dusk. Every activity earns its reason.
Advanced primal biohacker workouts and training to elevate your physical baseline and energy.
Guided hotseats with a room of entrepreneurs who have solved what you are stuck on — and will say the uncomfortable thing out loud.
Healthy, delicious meals prepared throughout — fueling your optimization and recovery.
Guided breathwork and meditation to drop stress, sharpen focus, and get you out of your own head for four days.
Explore the City of Eternal Spring between protocols — El Poblado's green towers, Comuna 13's street art, and a day out on Guatapé's turquoise reservoir.
Full-body red light panels to boost mitochondrial energy, skin, and recovery — one more tool in the optimization stack.
High-dose IV vitamin drips administered by clinical staff — hydration, energy, and recovery rebuilt from the inside.
Hyperbaric oxygen, cryotherapy, compression, sauna — the full stack of cutting-edge modalities, layered across the four days.
Your next level is calling
An intimate cohort of men.
Every applicant is personally vetted. Includes a $10K stem cell credit per person — apply to see if it's a fit.
Leading the retreat
A USA Today bestselling human-performance coach and the founder & CEO of Bioxcellerator — world-class mentors guiding your optimization.
Human Health and Performance Expert, Industry thought leader and change-maker, USA Today Best Selling Author, & Coach to the world’s most impactful leaders.
An international pioneer and innovator in the areas of stem cell therapy and research, health, immunity, and longevity, Eric Stoffers founded Bioxcellerator with a vision for creating advanced therapies and protocols to treat autoimmune and degenerative diseases as well as orthopedic, spine and disc, and neurological conditions. Stoffers is also Chairman of Solutions for a Healthier World, a nonprofit dedicated to alleviating suffering and improving the quality of people’s lives in three core areas—helping victims (and their families) cope with tragic events, investing in science and medicine, and improving education.
Co-Founder, Cell Regen Biohacking Wellness Center. Dr. Bryan Call is a Cum Laude Palmer Chiropractic graduate with 12+ years in holistic health, a nationally recognized instructor in Manual and Instrument Assisted Soft Tissue Mobilization, and a Fellow and National Instructor with Chiropractic Hand and Foot Clinics of America. He has trained Major League Baseball trainers, physical therapists, and chiropractors, served as Chief Scientific Research Officer for CBD Healthcare Company and Chief Scientific Officer for Morozko Forge ice baths, oversaw and read MRIs on 2,000+ stem cell cases, and co-founded the anti-aging cellular regeneration center Cell Regen in Hood River, Oregon. At the MetaGene Mastermind he brings that full stack — cellular regeneration, cold exposure, breathwork, soft tissue and recovery protocols, and a new brain program focused on rewiring neural pathways for optimal performance — and he'll be on-site doing adjustments and body work throughout.
Ready to join?
Spots are extremely limited. Hop on a 15-min call — we'll tell you straight up if it's the right fit, and you'll walk away with clarity either way.
Logistics
Included — 07
Not included — 03
Practical answers
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Every applicant is personally vetted. Men only is the cap — we keep the circle small on purpose.
Optimize your health and have a blast in beautiful Colombia — a rejuvenating, productive getaway like no other. Includes a $10K stem cell credit per person.
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